1 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:17,980 ♪ I bet we've been together for a million years ♪ 2 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:23,650 ♪ and I'll bet we'll be together for a million more ♪ 3 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,180 ♪ oh, it's like I started breathing ♪ 4 00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:28,980 ♪ on the night we kissed 5 00:00:29,010 --> 00:00:34,210 ♪ and I can't remember what I ever did before ♪ 6 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:37,380 ♪ what would we do, baby 7 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:40,080 ♪ without us? 8 00:00:40,110 --> 00:00:42,750 ♪ what would we do, baby 9 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:45,410 ♪ without us? 10 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:48,080 ♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪ 11 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:50,080 ♪ we can't love each other through ♪ 12 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:51,550 ♪ ooh-hoo 13 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:54,410 ♪ what would we do, baby 14 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:57,280 ♪ without us? 15 00:00:57,310 --> 00:01:00,810 ♪ sha-la-la-la 16 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,140 Steven: I was in a deep, deep sleep, Elyse! 17 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,360 You might have considered picking up the phone! 18 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,560 Elyse: I was in the shower. 19 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,160 Hey. Hey, what's going on? 20 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,700 Shh. Shh. 21 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:16,760 A fight? A fight, and you didn't call me? 22 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,160 It just started, but it has real potential. 23 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,100 The phone rang seven times, Elyse! 24 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:24,700 Elyse: I happen to be in the habit 25 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:26,230 of drying myself after a shower! 26 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,430 It only takes three rings to dry yourself! 27 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,430 Break! 28 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:33,860 Wouldn't care... How many times do I have to... 29 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,930 Both: Hi, kids. 30 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,460 Beautiful Sunday, isn't it? 31 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,700 I guess so. 32 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,660 Oh, it is. It's a great day. 33 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,460 Don't you think so, Jennifer? 34 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,530 Not really. 35 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,000 The phone woke me up this morning. 36 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:56,530 That was your mother's fault, sweetie. You're right. 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,100 We should have installed a phone in the shower years ago. 38 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:01,060 It would make my life a lot easier. 39 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,300 Okay, Elyse. Richard and Keith are here. 40 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:06,960 Do you think we could stop this silly fight? 41 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,530 I know I could. 42 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,100 Oh... oh, I see. It's my fault. 43 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,260 Well, y-you're right. 44 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:13,200 Look, from now on, no matter where I am, 45 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:14,760 I'll answer the phone. 46 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,260 If I'm at work and the phone's ringing, 47 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,130 you go next door to the Obecks', call me. 48 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,160 I'll race home to answer it. 49 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,660 Even if you're in a deep, deep sleep? 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,130 Oh, and there's the bell to end the first round. 51 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,200 Coming. 52 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,430 Try to keep some sense of decorum, 53 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:33,660 would you, Elyse? 54 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,300 The man's been through a horrible divorce 55 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:36,630 and custody battle. 56 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,260 His view of marriage is dim enough 57 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:41,830 without our snuffing out what little light remains. 58 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:42,830 Alex: Whoa. 59 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:45,630 Hear, hear. Bravo, dad. 60 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,930 What do we have for him, Keith? 61 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,660 Yes, it's the duro-kite by Schiff Co.! 62 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,400 The duro-kite... for a lifetime of kiting pleasure and more. 63 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:57,660 Elyse: Hi, guys. 64 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,430 And... For the ladies. 65 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:02,760 It's daisies. Thank you. 66 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,360 And the duro-kite by Schiff Co.! 67 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,600 Thank you, Richard. 68 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:08,300 I'm a little short of duro-kites. 69 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:10,660 A hug will have to do. Oh, okay. 70 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,930 So, Keith, where has this dad of yours taken you today? 71 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,830 Well, we started at the football Hall of Fame. 72 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,060 Then we went to the pony rides... 73 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,530 Uh, don't tell him any more, Keith. 74 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,560 It's just gonna make him look bad in front of his kids. 75 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,600 No, let's just say we pretty much toured the midwest. 76 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:26,530 Tomorrow, the wine country. Mm-hmm. 77 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,400 Hey, Alex, you want to go fly the kite? 78 00:03:28,430 --> 00:03:30,160 Yeah, thanks anyway, Keith, 79 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,000 but I think I'm a little old for kites. 80 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,700 Can I have the red one? 81 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,730 Mallory? 82 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,960 All right. Whose team am I on? 83 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:41,800 Oh, I tell you. You know? 84 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,430 What a beautiful sight to see. 85 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:44,700 Kids playing together. 86 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:47,760 Husband and wife living together under the same roof. 87 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,730 I used to have a wife. I used to have a roof. 88 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,560 Come on, Richie, don't get bitter. 89 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,360 You haven't even been here five minutes. 90 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,700 I'm not bitter. I-I'm not. 91 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,460 I'm philosophical about it, actually. 92 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,630 I have no regrets. 93 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,630 What was, was. It's over. 94 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:03,130 I just have one question... 95 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,430 How'd you let me marry that witch? 96 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:09,700 That's the idea. Forgive and forget. 97 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:11,730 Know what it was? You two. It was you two. 98 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,460 You made marriage look phenomenal. 99 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,130 Kissing and hugging all the time. 100 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,630 Smiling. Happy. 101 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:19,130 Shame on you. 102 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,360 Come on, Richard. 103 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,460 You and Cynthia had some terrific times together. 104 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,000 You remember that summer in Maine? 105 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,800 The four of us in Bar Harbor? Ah! 106 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,630 Ah, that was great. Tents on the beach, digging clams. 107 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,460 That was July of '68. 108 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,300 Alex turned three that summer. 109 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:35,130 I remember we let him hold the money. 110 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,160 Oh, I was in love that summer. 111 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,930 I was in love with everybody and everything. 112 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,100 I-I remember your infatuation with kelp. 113 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:44,530 Kelp and Cynthia. 114 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,530 I just made the wrong choice. 115 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:54,500 She's taking Keith and moving to San Diego. 116 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:56,000 What do you mean "moving"? 117 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,760 Moving. They put your stuff in a truck, 118 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,430 they break your dishes... Moving. 119 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,030 Oh, Richard, no. I'm sorry. 120 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,800 W-when... When is this happening? 121 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:05,930 They're leaving next week. 122 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,900 This is my last Sunday with him. 123 00:05:12,030 --> 00:05:14,760 You must be excited about moving to California, Keith. 124 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,600 Hollywood, Disneyland, 125 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,760 the Grand Canyon. 126 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:24,930 Uh, Mallory, the Grand Canyon is not in California. 127 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,360 It's in Arizona. 128 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,000 He can still visit it, can't he, Alex? 129 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,700 Yeah, he can visit Belgium, too. 130 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:34,130 What does that have to do with it? 131 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,560 You'll like it in California, Keith. You'll see. 132 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,500 I wish my dad were coming with me. 133 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:43,300 Of course, then my mom wouldn't come. 134 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:45,030 Aah! 135 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,330 You broke another one? 136 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,530 Jennifer, I am doing the best I can. 137 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,000 The directions are in Chinese. 138 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:55,960 Well, you've broken kites in three languages now. 139 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,430 Give it to me. 140 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:59,900 I think I could follow in Spanish. 141 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,860 Well, you getting those kites together? 142 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,960 Yeah, and we're learning a lot of languages, too. 143 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,130 Yes, the duro-kite... It's fun and educational. 144 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,660 Uh, I'll be honest with you, Mr. Bailey. 145 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,530 You got to have a degree in engineering 146 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,030 to put these things together. 147 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,930 Okay, it's ready. Let's go. 148 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,400 Mallory: Come on, Keith. 149 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:21,130 Uh... How did you do that? 150 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,330 I just used my cabeza. 151 00:06:26,330 --> 00:06:28,300 Who knows when I'll see him again. 152 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,060 This Sunday business is hard enough... 153 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,700 Now I'll see him, what, uh, once every six months? 154 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,100 That's not a father. 155 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:37,230 That's a dentist. 156 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:40,460 Um... 157 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,560 R-Richard, I hate to... Bug you. 158 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,560 Oh, my god. I forgot where I was. 159 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,830 I'll... I'm gonna put it out. 160 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:47,060 I'm gonna put it right out. 161 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,460 I'll just find a place, then I... 162 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,800 I just lost my mind, that's all. 163 00:06:49,830 --> 00:06:52,660 I don't know, um... Where, um... 164 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,960 Maybe. 165 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,400 Um, I don't... 166 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,960 D-did you at least discuss the move with Cynthia? 167 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,660 Sure, like we discuss everything. 168 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,460 I said don't do it. She said, "I'm doing it." 169 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,330 I said I forbid it, and she threw me out. 170 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,360 It was one of our better talks. 171 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,960 What about going back to court? 172 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,260 Try to share custody. 173 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:17,500 Don't say "court" to me, Steve. 174 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:20,430 I spent $20,000 and all last year in court. 175 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:25,160 The Ohio Bar Association voted me Ex-Husband of the year. 176 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:28,100 I didn't know that. 177 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,260 Well, you know me. I don't like to brag. 178 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,100 Even if I wanted to go back to court, 179 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:35,260 it just wouldn't work. 180 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,900 I mean, I haven't got a chance. 181 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:38,830 I mean, unless the mother appears in court 182 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:39,960 naked and drooling, 183 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,700 she's gonna get custody of the kids every time. 184 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,230 Well, you got to do something. 185 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:46,260 What? Tell me. I'll do it. 186 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,600 I don't know what. I don't know what I'd do. 187 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:50,760 You don't have to worry. 188 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,560 It's not gonna happen to you, Steve. 189 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,560 I mean, you've got a beautiful thing here. 190 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,760 When did Elyse ever do anything to make you mad? 191 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,000 Well, um... This morning. 192 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:06,130 The one morning I can sleep late. 193 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:10,000 I'm fast asleep, and the phone rings. 194 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:12,130 She let it ring... 195 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,400 Seven times. 196 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:18,100 I had to... Get up and answer it myself. 197 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:24,460 She did that to you? 198 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:29,930 You got to leave her. 199 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,860 Is something burning? 200 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,700 Sorry, sorry. I lit a cigarette. 201 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:38,130 A thousand pardons. I lost my mind. There. I'm sorry. 202 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,600 Least you could do is apologize. 203 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:42,300 Uh, you should get Keith's things together. 204 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,000 Cynthia should be here any minute. 205 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:52,660 Stevie, the phone. 206 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,360 Elyse? 207 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,660 I hear it. 208 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:05,030 What do you normally do in this situation? 209 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:11,030 Hi, dad! 210 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:12,730 Hey, how'd the kiting go? 211 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,060 Does this answer your question? 212 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,260 There's still one left. 213 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,900 It's stuck in Mrs. Obeck's chimney. 214 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:23,500 Oh, hi, Mrs. Bailey. 215 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,700 Hi, Alex. Elyse: Oh, hi. 216 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,700 Oh, there's my little boy. 217 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,260 Hi, everybody. 218 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,530 Hi. Hi.Hi. 219 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,100 Do I smell smoke? 220 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,260 I don't believe it. 221 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,100 Three hours ago, in another room. 222 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:39,100 The woman ought to have her nose bronzed. 223 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,260 Hello, Richard. 224 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,100 Hello. 225 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:44,460 Cynthia, sit and have some coffee. 226 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,760 I just made a fresh pot. 227 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,430 Oh, no, no. Thanks. No, no. We've got to run. 228 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,060 Tomorrow's a school day, so, uh... 229 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,360 Get your things together, Keith. 230 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,800 Come on, mom. Can't we stay a little longer? 231 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:54,900 There's still one kite we haven't broken. 232 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:55,930 Please? 233 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,260 Come on. Please. 234 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,330 Well, maybe just a minute or two. Yeah! 235 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,260 Keith: Let's go. Come on. 236 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,630 There. 237 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:07,660 Hmm. 238 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,800 So... 239 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:20,200 How you doin', Cynthia? 240 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,460 Fine. 241 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,730 Good. 242 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,760 Good! 243 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,060 Us too. 244 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,430 We're really fine. 245 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,600 I was gonna ask. 246 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,030 Now you don't have to. 247 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,930 Ah, we're fine... 248 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:55,430 fine as, uh... 249 00:10:57,430 --> 00:11:00,060 fine as gold. 250 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,430 Good, good. 251 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,860 So... 252 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,500 You're fine, huh? 253 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:14,660 Yes. Yes, I am. 254 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,830 Why shouldn't she be fine?! 255 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:17,660 She's got the house, the bank account, 256 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,600 my parakeet! 257 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,000 Do you remember Maine? 258 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,000 The summers? 259 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,330 July of '68! 260 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,900 That was the best one. Yeah. 261 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,300 I remember Maine. 262 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:29,000 I remember living in a tent full of kelp. 263 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,460 Is there something wrong with kelp? 264 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,230 It stinks. 265 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,860 Kelp stinks. 266 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:40,330 How dare you! 267 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,930 That's a stunning brooch, Cynthia. 268 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,760 Where... where could a person find a brooch... 269 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,060 How can you do it? 270 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:48,060 How can you take my only son 2,000 miles away from me? 271 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,460 I have got to get away, Richard. 272 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,430 I have got to get out of Ohio. 273 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,130 I need a fresh start, and so does Keith. 274 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,360 Keith is 9 years old. 275 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,030 9-year-old boys do not need a fresh start. 276 00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,360 They need a father! 277 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,260 Oh, my god. I forgot. 278 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,030 Go ahead. Smoke. Let's all smoke. 279 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,700 No. 280 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:10,730 I will not foul your home. 281 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,360 If you should need me, I'll be on your front lawn 282 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,030 fouling your neighborhood. 283 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,300 He... he's just agitated, Cynthia. 284 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:24,000 This... Whole thing's been very disturbing to him. 285 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,200 I am sick and tired of hearing 286 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,330 how hard this has been on Richard. 287 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,560 What about me? 288 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,900 All I ever hear about is how 289 00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:32,600 "daddy took me to the pony rides" 290 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:34,360 and "daddy took me to the movies" 291 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,430 and... and "daddy" this, and "daddy" that. 292 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,760 And what do I do? 293 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,400 I'm the one who makes him do his homework 294 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,700 and brush his teeth and eat asparagus. 295 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:43,900 I'm no fun at all, 296 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,830 and Richard... Richard is some kind of a Saint! 297 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,200 Can the Baileys stay for supper? 298 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,100 No. No. No. 299 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,630 Well, this is really getting silly. 300 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,430 I've got to get home. 301 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,600 Richard, if you're done sulking, 302 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:59,060 would you mind sending Keith in? 303 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,230 I'll get him. 304 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,460 Goodbye, Cynthia. 305 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:06,200 Uh, Mr. Bailey wanted me to give you this. 306 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:11,160 "Cynthia, I'm the one who needs a fresh start. 307 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,330 I'm taking Keith. Goodbye. Richard." 308 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,900 Keith! 309 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:23,800 What would you do if mommy and daddy ever got divorced? 310 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:26,050 Don't worry. They're not gonna get divorced. 311 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,380 They still act as if they're on their honeymoon. 312 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,950 Just think what their honeymoon was like. 313 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,980 I'd rather not. 314 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:37,080 Just say they did get divorced. 315 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,710 Who'd you want to go with? 316 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:42,610 I'd get my own apartment and let them visit me. 317 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:43,980 What about you? 318 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,210 I'd get my own apartment building, 319 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,810 let 'em rent from me. 320 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,210 I never dreamed that it would come to this, 321 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,410 that he would dare. 322 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,510 He was upset, angry. 323 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,850 He was confused. He didn't know what he was doing. 324 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,680 Stop making excuses for him. 325 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,380 I'm not making excuses. I'm just... 326 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,210 You kids still up? 327 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,180 Mom, it's 8:15. 328 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,050 Oh. Well, I-it wouldn't hurt you 329 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,410 to get a good night's sleep for a change. 330 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,810 Hey, look. If you want us to leave, 331 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,510 why don't you just say, "please leave"? 332 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,550 All: Please leave. 333 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,580 See how easy that was? 334 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,080 You've always been on Richard's side, 335 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,250 haven't you, Steven? 336 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,010 I'm not taking Richard's side. 337 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,750 I'm not taking sides at all. 338 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,610 A-although when I... when I spoke to Richard earlier, I... 339 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,280 You spoke to him? 340 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,110 What did you say? 341 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,310 Mm, nothing, nothing. 342 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,610 All I said was that he shouldn't sit still 343 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,650 and let you take Keith to San Diego. 344 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,180 That's all you said? 345 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,950 Why didn't you write a ransom note for him? 346 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,710 We had a conversation, Elyse. He's my friend. 347 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,910 Did you think you had any right to get involved in this? 348 00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,810 I think I had more than a right. I had an obligation. 349 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,280 Oh, as a man? No. 350 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,350 As a woman? No. 351 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,880 As a friend. 352 00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,210 I felt sorry for him. 353 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,250 He's been through a horrible divorce. 354 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,610 It wasn't exactly a fun divorce for me. 355 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,380 I didn't even get an award out of it. 356 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,850 Look, he needed to talk. He was lonely. 357 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,580 He was depressed. 358 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,050 He was broke. He didn't even have money for gas. 359 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,280 Good. Then they can't get very far. 360 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,150 I gave him money. 361 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,180 Steven, how could you give him money? 362 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:29,250 I-I hope you realize that could make you an accessory. 363 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,050 An accessory? 364 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,550 Point of order, counselor... 365 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,680 Weren't you in the room when I gave him the money? 366 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,210 That makes you an accessory once removed. 367 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,510 You have no right to call me that, Steven. 368 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,310 Cynthia, I was only trying to console Richard. 369 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,380 I had no idea that he'd try to take Keith. 370 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,980 I'll get it. 371 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,510 Hello? 372 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,750 Richard! Just a second. I-I'll get Cynthia. 373 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,650 Oh... wha... 374 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,780 Come on, Richard. You've got to talk to her. You... 375 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,680 He won't talk to you. 376 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,180 Look... 377 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,680 Yeah, I-i guess so. I... 378 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,650 Okay. 379 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,850 I promise. Where are you? 380 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,050 Okay, I'll leave right away. 381 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,980 What's going on? Is Keith all right? 382 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:16,250 Keith's fine. Richard wants to talk this over. 383 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,450 Well, I'm going with you. 384 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,980 He made me promise I'd come alone. 385 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,750 How can I let you go... Cyn... Cynthia. 386 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,580 Cynthia. It's the only way. 387 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,930 Hey, Keith. How you doin'? 388 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,160 Great. Great, Mr. Keaton! 389 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,460 I just won a free game. 390 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,430 Hey, way to go. 391 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,130 Hello, Richard. 392 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,660 Hi, Steve. Thanks for coming. 393 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,860 Mind if I smoke? 394 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,400 Go ahead. 395 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,860 Thanks, I-i hate to stop mid-pack. 396 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:01,600 Richard... What are you doin'? 397 00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,110 I'm not sure. 398 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,350 I'm confused as hell. 399 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,450 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 400 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,080 What you're doing is crazy. Maybe. 401 00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:13,510 But there's no way I was gonna let her take him to San Diego. 402 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,310 You're breaking the law. 403 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,380 It's not about the law, Steve. 404 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,310 It's about my feelings. 405 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,050 It's about my life. 406 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,250 What about Keith's feelings? What about Keith's life? 407 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,080 What are you talking about? Look, I am doing this for Keith. 408 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:29,710 What are you doing for him, Rich? Making him a fugitive? 409 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,210 You have no money. 410 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,450 You don't know where you're going. 411 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,550 Leaving your job. 412 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,680 You're not doing this to help Keith. 413 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:41,210 You're doing it to hurt Cynthia. 414 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:46,910 Come on, Richard. Let's go home. 415 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:50,010 You ever been to the, uh, pony rides, Steve? 416 00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:54,450 I think we should stop at home first. 417 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,310 I go every Sunday. I'm a regular. 418 00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:00,010 That's what divorced fathers do on Sunday. 419 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,750 You should see us there. 420 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,180 Bunch of lonely guys dressed like our kids, 421 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,950 trying to do the impossible. 422 00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:10,580 Trying to love against the clock. 423 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:13,780 Waving as they come trotting toward us, and... 424 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,910 Drying our eyes when they make their turn. 425 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:20,450 We're a club. We ought to get jackets. 426 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,950 We're Sundays fathers. 427 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,950 Sundays fools. 428 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,410 Coffee? Uh, oh, no. 429 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,450 Thanks. I-i came here to talk. 430 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,950 What do you want to talk about? 431 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,680 I can talk about anything. 432 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:37,150 You name the subject, and I'll talk. 433 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,410 Okay, I'll have that coffee. 434 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:42,580 Works every time. 435 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,310 Do you want some pie with that coffee? 436 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:47,080 You tell me. 437 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,280 A little piece. 438 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,210 Richard, why did you ask me to come here? 439 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,480 You want... you want me to say you're doing the right thing? 440 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,350 That Cynthia drove you to this? 441 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,580 That you have no choice? 442 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:02,280 That I'd do the same thing in your shoes? 443 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,410 Yes, that's pretty much what I want you to say. 444 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:07,650 Well, I can't say that! Well, you just said it! 445 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,580 I can't say it and mean it! 446 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,810 You and Cynthia have got to talk this out. 447 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,380 We're through talking, Steve. 448 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:17,710 Now I'm doing this my way. 449 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,380 Your way is not going to work. 450 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,550 How the hell do you know so much about this, Keaton? 451 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,680 I know you're making a big mistake, buster. 452 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,210 And don't call me "buster," Keaton. 453 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,150 I didn't call you "Buster Keaton." 454 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,910 Well, I didn't say you called me "Buster Keaton." 455 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:38,680 Can we stop this "Buster Keaton" business?! 456 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:45,310 I don't agree with what you're doing. 457 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,010 I will not support it. 458 00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,880 Thanks. 459 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,810 Thanks a lot, Steve. 460 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,950 I'm glad I can come to you in my time of need. 461 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,350 Let's go, Keith. Richard, 462 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,610 you're doing something wrong. 463 00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:03,980 It's not wrong, Steven! 464 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,380 You haven't lived this! 465 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,310 You can't know how I feel. 466 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,310 But I know what you're doing. 467 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,610 You and Cynthia are at war, 468 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,910 and you're taking prisoners. 469 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,610 Bye, Mr. Keaton. 470 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,210 What's taking him so long? 471 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,610 He's been gone for over two hours now. 472 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:30,950 Try to calm down, Cynthia. 473 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,950 You're not making it any easier on yourself. 474 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,610 I know Keith isn't wearing a sweater. 475 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,380 Richard never makes him wear a sweater. 476 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,750 Where's Keith? What happened? 477 00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,610 The only thing I can tell you is that he's okay. 478 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,250 He's not coming back? 479 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,380 I tried. Richard wasn't listening. 480 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:52,050 I'm sorry. 481 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,310 No luck, huh, dad? 482 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,580 I tried, Alex. I really tried. 483 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:08,680 Yeah, I know you did. 484 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,810 You know what I was just thinking about? 485 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,150 What? 486 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,380 Lake Hiawatha. 487 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,110 I'm glad I didn't hazard a guess. 488 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,250 Christmas, '79. Remember? 489 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,750 We shared a cabin up there with the Baileys. 490 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,850 How can two people who loved each other so much... 491 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,180 They really did love each other. 492 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,750 I know. I had the room next to them. 493 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:35,410 They really did love each other. 494 00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:41,550 Anyway, dad, I'm gonna be really sure when I get married. 495 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,110 Well, I'll be rooting for you, son. 496 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,280 I hope you'll be one of the lucky ones. 497 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,680 You know, you are. 498 00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:49,180 I know. 499 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:53,050 Sure, your mom and I fight once in a while, but, uh... 500 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,550 You're right. 501 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,750 I am one of the lucky ones. 502 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,180 I'll get it. 503 00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:05,310 No, I'll get it. 504 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:07,050 But I'm closer. No, I think I'm closer. 505 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,150 No, no. Anyway, I think it's my turn. 506 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,710 Hello? 507 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,610 Just a second. Alex, it's for you. 508 00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:15,010 Who is it? I don't know. Some girl. 509 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,550 I'll take it upstairs. 510 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,910 You know, I could have gotten the phone. 511 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,050 I know. 512 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,050 It was the stupidest fight. 513 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,480 One of the all-time stupidest. 514 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,950 You ready to make up? 515 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,450 Real ready. Oh. 516 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,810 Mm. 517 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,510 I don't like it when we fight. 518 00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:34,510 Neither do I, but I love making up. 519 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,710 Mm. Alex: Oh, for crying out loud! 520 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,610 Will you hang up the phone?! 521 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:50,050 Steven, d-do you notice how we always seem to fight 522 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,210 just before Richard and Cynthia come over? 523 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,110 I guess we see a little of ourselves in them, 524 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,450 and it scares us. 525 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,880 They once had a wonderful marriage, and it's over. 526 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,710 We just got to keep working at it. 527 00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:10,750 You're a very persuasive guy, Steven. 528 00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:24,910 Keith! 529 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,280 Mom!